Bad Album Art

Apr 23
Nothing says sexy quite like yelling “Gruebbersolvik”

Nothing says sexy quite like yelling “Gruebbersolvik”

Apr 10
“Gang signs? The only gang sign I throw is the sign of the cross, muthafucka.”

“Gang signs? The only gang sign I throw is the sign of the cross, muthafucka.”

Mar 11
“Straight/spayed/neutered need not to apply”

“Straight/spayed/neutered need not to apply”


Feb 19
Nothing screams Cononel Sanders fried chicken quite like drug cartels.

Nothing screams Cononel Sanders fried chicken quite like drug cartels.

Feb 11
“I originally was  gonna call the album ‘Dunk’n Bitches’, but I decided to go more subtle.  Bitches love subtle”

“I originally was  gonna call the album ‘Dunk’n Bitches’, but I decided to go more subtle.  Bitches love subtle”

Feb 04
“Sings, and also will kill you in a gruesome fashion”

“Sings, and also will kill you in a gruesome fashion”

Jan 24
“You’re going to want to do some light stretching before you start vigorously doing jazz hands.”

“You’re going to want to do some light stretching before you start vigorously doing jazz hands.”

Nov 26
Jesus’s favorite band.  

Jesus’s favorite band.  

Sep 30
“What type of thangs?  Oh you know… Blinging, pooping… BEAR THANGS!”

“What type of thangs?  Oh you know… Blinging, pooping… BEAR THANGS!”

Aug 28
“Nah girl, no time for that shit.  I gotta lift all 50 pounds of this with the help of my two friends”

“Nah girl, no time for that shit.  I gotta lift all 50 pounds of this with the help of my two friends”