Bad Album Art

Apr 18
“It’s a bird… It’s a plane… It’s…. a pow pow power wheels!”

“It’s a bird… It’s a plane… It’s…. a pow pow power wheels!”

Apr 02
“I pity the fool who does not keep a child by his crotch”

“I pity the fool who does not keep a child by his crotch”

Mar 29
“Suspects may be armed and fabulous.”

“Suspects may be armed and fabulous.”

Feb 24
Real ninjas don’t use machine guns.

Real ninjas don’t use machine guns.

Dec 06
This guy’s cousin.

This guy’s cousin.

Nov 29
“Organ Fantasy? What? It’s an organ music compilation and not a porn?  Fine I’ll do the photo shoot anyway on one condition: Phallic balloons.”

“Organ Fantasy? What? It’s an organ music compilation and not a porn?  Fine I’ll do the photo shoot anyway on one condition: Phallic balloons.”

Nov 23
When you stare into the mirror, you’ll see a slightly fatter Ron Jeremy wanna-be.

When you stare into the mirror, you’ll see a slightly fatter Ron Jeremy wanna-be.

Jul 07
“Haters Gonna Hate”

“Haters Gonna Hate”

Jun 21
Hipster before being hipster was cool. 

Hipster before being hipster was cool. 

May 13
Your stereotypical hardcore “tough guy with saxophone” pose.

Your stereotypical hardcore “tough guy with saxophone” pose.